2 - When I have to go out and hire a sitter, I get irritated if she hasn't built something by the time I get home.
3 - I get REALLY mad if she's used my children to attack other households she has a personal vendetta against.
4 - Several times I've had to run out and inform the mailman that "scouting IS considered an attack!".
5 - At work I keep asking my boss to promote me to baron status.
6 - He also doesn't understand my desire to set up an "Academy Office" for people who want to work for us, but don't quite meet our requirements.
7 - I play on the computer so much instead of working and taking care of home finances that my car just got nobled (er, I mean repossessed).
8 - My best friends no longer have easy to remember names like Ed or Steve but rather sound like characters you'd expect to meet in some Rocky Horror meets Lord of the Rings post-apocalyptic world.
9 - My wife gets pissed when I refer to her as the paladin when I send her out to replenish our groceries.
Victory achievements
Winning Tribe
You vanquished World 145 with your tribe DayCare Simulator.
