Let's one day meet on a battlefield where you haven't invested shit loads of real money that you get from Mum and Dad, and you don't have 1 or more co-players to run your account 24/7...
And I cannot suggest strongly enough to STOP thinking you're something in RL because you have a lot of (paid for) villas in this game
Combat achievements
Death of a hero (Gold - Level 4)
While supporting other villages, lose 100.000 of your units.
Leader (Gold - Level 4)
Defeat a total of 20.000.000 enemy units.
Nobles Faith (Silver - Level 3)
Defeat 100 noblemen in battle.
Reliable Commander (Silver - Level 3)
Support other players 500 times in battles.
Robber (Silver - Level 3)
Loot a total of 1.000.000 resources.
Scout Hunter (Silver - Level 3)
Defeat 250 scouting attacks.
Self-attack (Silver - Level 3)
Attack yourself and lose more than 1.000 units in one battle.
Successful noble claims (Silver - Level 3)
Conquer 50 claimed villages.
Conquest (Bronze - Level 2)
Conquer a total of 50 villages.
Master of the Battlefield (Bronze - Level 2)
Completely destroy 250 hostile armies.
Plunderer (Bronze - Level 2)
Plunder resources from other villages 100 times.
The Warlord (Bronze - Level 2)
Attack 25 different players
Wallbreaker (Bronze - Level 2)
Destroy 250 Wall levels using your rams.
Demolisher (Wood - Level 1)
Destroy 25 building levels using catapults.
Lucky fellow
Conquer a village by getting the loyalty down to exactly 0.
Self-conquest
Conquer yourself, because that's the only way to show them who's boss.
Unlucky fellow
Fail to conquer a village due to the loyalty only being reduced to +1.
Social achievements
Brothers in Arms (Bronze - Level 2)
Be a member of the same tribe for 60 consecutive days.
Beloved Friend (Wood - Level 1)
Make a total of 5 friendships.
Growth achievements
Librarian (Gold - Level 4)
Discover 12 unique Skill Books.
Market Guru (Gold - Level 4)
Trade resources using the market 1.000 times.
Paladin's level (Gold - Level 4)
Level up your paladin to level 30.
Recruitment Drive (Gold - Level 4)
Recruit a total of 1.000.000 units!
The Archeologist (Gold - Level 4)
Discover 15 unique relics.
Accomplished student (Silver - Level 3)
Improve your paladins' skills to a combined total of 100 skill levels.
Architect (Silver - Level 3)
Build a total of 5.000 building levels!
Fortune and Glory (Silver - Level 3)
Have 8 relics attached!
Score champion (Silver - Level 3)
Climb the rankings tables and reach 100.000 points.
Band of Brothers (Bronze - Level 2)
Have 4 paladins.
Continent scorer (Bronze - Level 2)
Make it into the top 30 of a continent!
Gatherer (Bronze - Level 2)
Scavenge a total of 10.000 resources.
It Belongs in a Treasury (Bronze - Level 2)
Acquire 40 relics!
Out of time (Bronze - Level 2)
Use the instant complete option 100 times!
Top scorer (Bronze - Level 2)
Make it into the top 100 in the world.
Wealth comes in gold (Bronze - Level 2)
Mint 500 gold coins.
You're a Merger? (Bronze - Level 2)
Upgrade 10 relics.
Master of Quests (Wood - Level 1)
Complete 40 quests!
Other achievements
Years of Service (Gold - Level 14)
Play Tribal Wars for 14 years.
Bigger and better (Wood - Level 1)
Upgrade your tribe's stronghold to level 1.
Ancient Forge: Master Smith (Gold - Level 4)
Craft 40 items.
Ancient Forge: Collector of Recipes (Silver - Level 3)
Find 30 unique recipes.
Barricade Battle: Predator (Gold - Level 4)
Defeat 180.000 enemy units in the Barricade Battle.
Barricade Battle: Detective (Silver - Level 3)
Clear 75% of the stages.
Castle Assault: On the Front Line!
Lead the Assault action gauge when it triggers.
Castle Assault: Row Faster!
Lead the Naval Supply action gauge when it triggers.
Castle Assault: Join the fun! (Silver - Level 3)
Contribute 8.000 medals to help the tribe.
Castle Assault: Siegelord (Silver - Level 3)
Participate in the destruction of 6 castles.
Seas of Fortune: Explorer (Gold - Level 4)
Explore 40 regions.
Seas of Fortune: Great Discovery (Silver - Level 3)