Granny's Ritual is Complete.
Now sing the song of dark tidings;
Tasty legs and crispy thighs On my mind!
I'm so hungry now I'm gonna
Chase ‘em, grab ‘em, fry ‘em!
So tasty, tasty legs
So tasty, tasty legs
So tasty, tasty legs
Find ‘em in the dumpster or an alley
Shake shake, shake ‘em and bake ‘em
Shake shake, shake ‘em and bake ‘em
Grab ‘em by the tail, they're tastier than snails
Grab ‘em, stomp ‘em, skin ‘em, crunch ‘em
Grab ‘em, stomp ‘em, skin ‘em, crunch ‘em
All of my nights, I’m chasin’ rats (Chasin’ the rats!)
All of my days, I’m takin’ naps (That’s where it's at!)
And in my dreams I’m the king of cats (He’s the king of cats!)
All of my nights, I’m chasin’ rats (Chasin’ the rats!)
All of my days, I’m takin’ naps (That’s where it's at!)
And in my dreams I’m the king of cats (He’s the king of cats!)
I will hunt you down! (There will be nowhere to hide...)
Bones littered at my feet
All I’ve got is rats to eat! (Pile of bones at his feet!)
I’m not the cat you wanna meet... (He's a bad bad kitty, a bad bad kitty!)
What’s your business on my street? (His street, you better believe!)
Put ‘em in a fryer, stick ‘em on a griddle! (Rat rat, Eatin’ Rats!) (Rat rat, Eatin’ Rats!)
A couple slices of bread, stuff a rat in the middle (Rat rat, Eatin’ Rats!) (Rat rat, Eatin’ Rats!)
If you’re not too finicky I’ll make a fricassee (Rat rat, Eatin’ Rats!) (Rat rat, Eatin’ Rats!)
For you and me babe, Eatin’ Rats yeah! (Rat rat, Eatin’ Rats!) (Rat rat, Eatin’ Rats!)
In this alley, I’m the king (He’s the king!)
Smell like salmon and onion rings (Onion rings!)
Got no time for fancy things (Fancy things!)
Chasin’ rats when my belly sings
Like a hobo’s grimy claws (Grimy paws!)
Tetanus shoots from my claws
Into you, out of me
Into you, out of me
Other achievements
Tribal Wars Wizardry: Hat connoisseur
Acquire ten of the mysterious hats from the Wizard or other players.
Tribal Wars Wizardry: Hat experimenter
Acquire one of the mysterious hats from the Wizard or other players.
