I swear this game is designed to waste your entire life.
You send troops that take 3 hours to walk across the map just to get dodged by someone who hasn’t slept in two days. Everything takes forever — buildings, troops, attacks — yet somehow you still feel rushed 24/7.
You tell yourself you’ll just log in for 5 minutes… and suddenly it’s 3 hours later and you’re calculating noble timings like it’s rocket science.
The worst part? I complain about it constantly… but I still log in every day.
So yeah, this game sucks.
Victory achievements
Winning Tribe
You vanquished World 145 with your tribe DayCare Simulator.