STUPID SEXY MICULL FAN CLUB
| Properties |
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| Tribe name: | STUPID SEXY MICULL FAN CLUB |
| Tag: | M1CULL |
| Number of members: | 5 |
| Points of the best 18 players | 7.453 |
| Total points: | 7.453 |
| Average points: | 1.491 |
| Rank: | 156 |
| Preferred languages: |
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| Opponents defeated: |
1 (335.)
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Tribe members
| Name |
Rank |
Points |
Global Rank |
Villages |
Zippa
(micull made him ink)
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1 |
3,937 |
1046 |
1 |
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OnlyFins
(Subs are 4,000 pp/month)
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2 |
2,810 |
1276 |
1 |
Super Darth Ropey
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3 |
375 |
2925 |
1 |
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Pear
(fruitsexual)
|
4 |
177 |
3653 |
1 |
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Old-Sadao
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5 |
154 |
3869 |
1 |
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| Description |
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| I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Miccull the rat . We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he takes the post W80 non boosted ODD record from me (yes this is a tracked metric). I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of Pear and Mitch abusing me like a teenager with a spare sock on world 117. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to eating nuke after nuke. One day one of us will get rimmed, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and hit delete account, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love. |
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